Season 1:


1. Don't Wig Out Little Miss Hills
About: Patricia and Samantha have thousands of fans. But never one like Raechel Carlson who follows them around everywhere thinking shes their best friend. So now the girls have to try to get rid of her without hurting her feelings. Meanwhile Alex fires Justyn from his Donut job, a job he loves and has had for years. Is it really that difficult to make it up to him?
Air Date: December 26, 2009


2. Mr. Fabulous
About: After getting fired from his job at Donut Man Donut Store, Justyn takes a big step in his career and gets the job of being Patricia and Samantha's stylist. Heres the thing - They dont know their new stylist is Justyn until he actually shows up. Thinking Justyn has horrible taste and wont do good, Patricia, Samantha, and Alex try to find a way to fire Justyn from the job.
Air Date: January 4, 2009


3. Shes the Cover Girl
About: Patricia gets on the cover of "Teen Magazine," Samantha's favorite magazine. But Samantha gets upset with Patricia because she didnt tell her she was applying to be on the cover. Meanwhile, Justyn is out of fashion ideas so Alex cuts in and tries to "help" but of course his ideas turn out to suck more than a chicken costume.
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4. Forget Your Fedora
About: Samantha's lucky fedora falls out of the window and a hobo smells it, a pigeon poops on it, and a stray cat ends up taking the disgusting hat. Now Samantha is possitive that she wont be able to preform without her fedora, so Patricia has to find a way to get her good luck charm back. At the same time, Justyn is on vacation from drawing fashions but cant seem to do anything unless it involves thinking up clothes for the Hills girls.
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5. Teen Queen
About: Patricia enters a Teen Queen paegent and wins, but now shes not a teen queen. Shes a Drama queen. With a new crown and snobby attitude to follow, Patricia is driving everyone crazy with her dumb orders. But the Hills family have to remember that deep down, Patricia is the same girl she used to be....They just have to try to find a way to get her out.
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6. Party Till You Lose the Bracelet
About: Samantha asks Patricia if she could borrow her bracelet to complete an outfit but Patricia refuses. Weakened by style, Samantha takes the bracelet anyway without telling Patricia and ends up losing it, not remembering that it was a very special present given to Patricia the day she became famous. At the same time, Justyn and Alex throw a party but end up making the house a wreck.
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7. Diet Donuts
About: Alex goes to the doctor but comes back with horrible news: Hes not healthy. Of course its not a surprise that hes not healthy because of his "only donut diet" so Patricia, Samantha, and Justyn try to find a way to get Alex to eat healthier foods.
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8. A Best Friend Story
About: Samantha's hometown best friend comes into town and the two spend their whole time together, leaving Patricia out of the fun. But Patricia doesnt mind. She thinks its nice the 2 best friends are catching up with things until Samantha misses an important award show and blames Patricia. Now its up to Samantha to decide whos gonna be her new bestie. Meanwhile Justyn is trying to teach Alex how to make cupcakes so he can stop complaining about his lack of donuts. But things dont turn out so well when theres an explosion in the microwave.
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9. 'Cause He's Bossy
About: Justyn gets a call from his mother saying he needs to be a little more strict with his siblings. He takes the call extremely seriously and doesnt allow Patricia, Alex, and Samantha to go to a party. But they end up sneaking out anyway....
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10. Sports Princess
About: Patricia is tired of being horrible at basketball while her sister is the star at it. So she ends up changing basketball to soccer, a sport Patricia ends up being good at. But Samantha hates soccer, partly because shes no good at it. But should she really ruin her best friends' fun and quit soccer?
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11. That is so Not Stylish
About: Justyn leaves town and hires a new designer for Patricia and Samantha meanwhile. Leslie seems super sweet but her fashions are so NOT to die for. She makes horrible designs and says Justyn created them. Soon Patricia and Samantha find out shes trying to get Justyn fired from being a designer so she can be the new best designer.
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12. Halloween Sucks
About: Patricia and Samantha befriend Brian, Hollywood's newest actor. But things dont go so well when Patricia and Samantha blame him of being a Vampire. Now its up to them to show everyone Brian's true identity.
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13. Fools with Diamonds
About: Patricia and Samantha have to go on a talk show wearing some diamonds that were given to them. But they lost them already! So they end up buying some diamonds that look exactly like the real ones, and they turn out to be stolen.
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14. Enviornmental Idiots
About: Patricia and Samantha's new makeup line